Fat Man

There was a fat man

that wasn`t worried

`bout his condition

`cause he wasn`t married

till one day he met a woman

that he liked from head to toe

So then he stopped all

all of the drinking

all of the smoking

but then he brothered

arroun`in town

visiting the bar beer

well she loved him

but she dropped him

Lo oo oh oo oh oh oo oh

nely

Christmas brother

Lo oo oh oo oh oh oo oh

Now that I`m sober

she don`t want me back

now that it`s over

she dont give a crap

Well then the fat man

he bought a batman

for his little nephew

but he didn`t like it

he shouted

drop in the crop

on a little pot town

a little shot

and a little fot town

So then the fat man

he got excited

he started shouting

through the walkie talkie

arroun`in town

well then he got fired

`cause he was smelling up the taxi

Lo oo oh oo oh oh oo oh

Now that I`m sober

she don`t want me back

now that it`s over

I`m loosin`my track

now that it`s over

she don`t give a crap

I don`t belong to some drunky

I did no wrong please come lady

you got me wrong I´m not your honey

what have I done someone help me

Lo oo oh oo oh oh oo oh...

Now that I`m sober

she don`t want me back

now that it`s over

I`m loosin`my track